We met in a theoretically dry day forecast
Met at Waitrose Newton Mearns as can be seen. Also seen is Richards almost new KTM 1301 Twin. Lovely bike with good looking panniers, if the rider is not so glam. Sorry- you’ll pass muster.
As we dismounted, we (sharp as tacks) noticed that the fab KTM was missing, as was the rider. After a couple of panic phone calls, Richard responded that he would join us, but had had “a wee incident”
So us caring folks hoofed it for lunch, and, sure enuff, in due course a wounded Richard limped towards us, and undeterred ate his lunch, like a good boy. We sought some Gaffa tape from the cafe, who obliged and wound yards of the stuff round his right leg and boot to keep the material together. His under garments, leather, I believe, saved him from serious damage..